Thursday, June 25, 2009

stupid bug...

Recently there are so many bugs...
either the lil greeny bug or the lil browny bug....
they so like the light and alwiz fly in my room...
and they so damn like bite ppl
bite nvm...bt it will cause rashes..
even worse then mosquito..
in the next day, they dead....
so while i was chatting...
david find me ....

and here is our conversation...

Calvin says: the bug bit ur nipples? haha

David says: nipple

Calvin says: ==, bengkak?

David says: no la

Calvin says: those stupid green bug, i damn hate them, keep bitting me

David says: i just saw a bug....running around in my book so cute.....running around..the
legs...hoho, then i touched it, then that SON of a bitch or daughter of a gun bit me

Calvin says: hahaha, who ask u so gatal go touch it

David says: ask that brown lil bug la...or ask its cousin...the lil green bug

Calvin says: haha, i mean, u lah, who ask u go touch it

David says: knn...eh, you could use the bug spray to poison the buttfucking lil mothafuckers
or use the electric badminton thingy to fry their cock sucking ass

Calvin says: ==, bt i dun have it leh, and i think they will take their revenge by bitting me back

David says: thn you call MEGATRON to butt fuck them lil gay cocksuckers

Calvin says: where noe those lil bug actually can transform into robot..., ==, then gg lor, lil BUG RULE THE WORLD

David says: i finger their mothers 1st

Calvin says: ==

David says: i mean kill la

Calvin says: oh...

David says: arrr i dont know, today 7 malang, walao, its fucking brother/sister.father/mother/grandfather/grandmother/uncle/aunty/cousin came just now, in front of my pc, when i want to finger it, fly so fast

Calvin says: haha, use the spray lah

David says: dont want...spray is a quick death for it , i want to finger

Calvin says: why?

David says: that bug sexually harassed me

Calvin says: ==

David says: shit, now its fucking family come d lo, its fucking brother/sister.father/mother/grandfather/grandmother/uncle/aunty/cousin bit my hand

Calvin says: hahah, mean u been bit the whole head??

David says: no, it bitten my fuckin hand, yes...i've butt fucked to death its fucking brother/sister.father/mother/grandfather/grandmother/uncle/aunty/cousin
with a clock

Calvin says: with a clock? how?

David says: 1 time, gao gao butt fuck its ass

Calvin says: hahha

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